Footnotes

1. Swap the 0 for +44 if outside the UK.
2. Hands up who likes email. Thought so — not many takers for that one! Over the years I've become a serial address changer, usually trying to escape that feeling of being dominated by 101 contingent forces competing for my attention in random order. I still have 5 or 6 active addresses, and several of them don't get read very often. (Ok, "not very often" may sometimes equal "never"!) So: if you really need to get hold of me, pick up that funny-shaped bit of kit with a microphone at one end and a speaker at the other, and let's rap.